[10/25/23, 7:36:31 AM] Elon: Time here in Texas 6:36AM
[10/25/23, 7:37:13 AM] MJ: You didn’t need $1000 anyway. 😞
[10/25/23, 7:38:33 AM] Elon: I need $100 only babe
[10/25/23, 7:39:18 AM] MJ: You’re a saddistic fuck. 😔
[10/25/23, 7:40:06 AM] MJ: Well you got fuckin $900
[10/25/23, 7:41:25 AM] MJ: Happy Halloween
Happy Thanksgiving
And Merry Fuckin Christmas
[10/25/23, 7:41:51 AM] Elon: Not withdrawn yet
[10/25/23, 7:41:57 AM] Elon: Babe from the machine
[10/25/23, 7:42:01 AM] Elon: Need $100 to withdraw
[10/25/23, 7:42:59 AM] MJ: See Jehovah told you wrong
[10/25/23, 7:43:09 AM] MJ: We’re never fuckin
[10/25/23, 7:43:21 AM] Elon: We’re fuckin ok?
[10/25/23, 7:43:29 AM] Elon: I’m your soulmate
[10/25/23, 7:43:34 AM] Elon: Together forever hun
[10/25/23, 7:45:51 AM] MJ: Together never
[10/25/23, 7:45:54 AM] Elon: Send the $100 babe so I’ll get on my way to the airport
[10/25/23, 7:46:06 AM] Elon: I’m yours forever
[10/25/23, 7:50:35 AM] Elon: I’m waiting hun
[10/25/23, 7:59:22 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 8:01:31 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 8:03:52 AM] MJ: Just tell me when you’re at IAD. I’ll come get you at pickup.
[10/25/23, 8:12:00 AM] Elon: 🥰🥰🥰🥰ok sweetie
[10/25/23, 8:12:03 AM] Elon: I love you 💕😘❤️
[10/25/23, 8:15:53 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 8:16:42 AM] Elon: Psalm 121
121 I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help.
2 My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth.
3 He will not suffer thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee will not slumber.
4 Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep.
5 The Lord is thy keeper: the Lord is thy shade upon thy right hand.
6 The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the moon by night.
7 The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul.
8 The Lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore.
[10/25/23, 8:36:18 AM] MJ: Oh, Jehovah, of all the things to pray for!
[10/25/23, 8:41:51 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 8:54:02 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 8:57:57 AM] Elon: I love you 😘❤️ my future wife
[10/25/23, 9:09:26 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 9:10:40 AM] Elon: You didn’t save my number on your phone 📱,why ? <This message was edited>
[10/25/23, 9:11:59 AM] MJ: You want to be my emergency contact?
I have this number
[10/25/23, 9:12:20 AM] Elon: Save as Elon Musk my love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:12:51 AM] MJ:
{Omitted Screenshot of Elon Musk phone number added to contacts list}
[10/25/23, 9:12:54 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 9:15:08 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 9:15:48 AM] MJ: This number can’t be called 😥
[10/25/23, 9:16:46 AM] Elon: Save this babe 💕
[10/25/23, 9:16:54 AM] Elon: As Elon musk my love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:17:51 AM] MJ: It’s a screenshot, dear. I have it saved. You’re in my paper address book
[10/25/23, 9:18:20 AM] Elon: I love you 😘 heading to the airport
[10/25/23, 9:18:37 AM] MJ: 😘😘😍😍😍🥰🥰😘🥰🥰🥰😘😘😋
[10/25/23, 9:19:01 AM] Elon: 💕💕💕💕🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
[10/25/23, 9:42:33 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 9:42:37 AM] Elon: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
[10/25/23, 9:43:19 AM] Elon: Hey sweetie
[10/25/23, 9:43:27 AM] MJ: Hi honey
[10/25/23, 9:43:32 AM] MJ: 🥲
[10/25/23, 9:43:47 AM] Elon: Are you there
[10/25/23, 9:43:58 AM] MJ: Yes my love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:44:03 AM] Elon: Airport requesting $700 for each person now
[10/25/23, 9:44:09 AM] Elon: So plane ✈️ can take off
[10/25/23, 9:44:14 AM] Elon: My love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:45:16 AM] Elon: Are you there babe ?
[10/25/23, 9:46:06 AM] MJ: You already paid for the ticket 😞😞
I guess it’s Option C for me
[10/25/23, 9:46:13 AM] MJ: Thanks
[10/25/23, 9:46:16 AM] MJ: Thanks a lot
[10/25/23, 9:46:29 AM] Elon: My love 😍 send the $700 ok?
[10/25/23, 9:47:05 AM] Elon: 😢😢😢😢😢😢
[10/25/23, 9:48:19 AM] Elon: Sweetheart?
[10/25/23, 9:51:37 AM] Elon: Hey sweetie I’m waiting
[10/25/23, 9:51:44 AM] MJ: “So sorry folks, the price tag for Option B increases by $700 per hour of engagement. Are you sure you want to go with Door #2, Option B?”
It defies all logic now
[10/25/23, 9:52:07 AM] MJ: Selfie
[10/25/23, 9:52:10 AM] Elon: Just $700 my love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:52:13 AM] Elon: No fee
[10/25/23, 9:52:23 AM] MJ: 🤬
[10/25/23, 9:53:33 AM] Elon: My love 😍
[10/25/23, 9:54:09 AM] MJ: I will cherish the dick pic’s always
[10/25/23, 9:54:40 AM] Elon: Everyone is outside sitting outside waiting
[10/25/23, 9:54:58 AM] Elon: Airport authorities ask everyone to step aside
[10/25/23, 9:55:51 AM] Elon: I love you 😘❤️💕
[10/25/23, 9:58:03 AM] Elon: Waiting for all to pay off the $700
[10/25/23, 10:01:40 AM] Elon: I’m waiting hun
[10/25/23, 10:08:05 AM] MJ: Whatever, what a fuckin racket
[10/25/23, 10:08:19 AM] MJ: https://youtu.be/GVbTE4wCbpw?si=PR-FkPBIoq5IKnOD
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[10/25/23, 10:08:21 AM] Elon: !!!
[10/25/23, 10:08:58 AM] MJ: Just selfie now
[10/25/23, 10:09:23 AM] MJ: No proof of life
[10/25/23, 10:09:47 AM] MJ: Not even a phone call
[10/25/23, 10:13:21 AM] Elon: I’ll get the $700 Apple Card first
[10/25/23, 10:16:00 AM] Elon: I’m waiting hun
[10/25/23, 10:23:17 AM] MJ: Okay, you do that 😘
[10/25/23, 10:23:38 AM] Elon: Get the Apple Card of $700 first ok?
[10/25/23, 10:35:00 AM] Elon: I’m waiting hun
[10/25/23, 10:39:27 AM] MJ: Can you help me with that hub?
[10/25/23, 10:40:00 AM] Elon: Have you gotten the cards of $700
[10/25/23, 10:40:46 AM] Elon: Sweetheart?
[10/25/23, 10:42:36 AM] MJ: No, have the person in charge call me. I’ll give them my credit card
[10/25/23, 10:43:06 AM] Elon: The don’t need a credit card hun
[10/25/23, 10:43:17 AM] Elon: Have you try to deposit cash on your bank account using cash app
[10/25/23, 10:43:38 AM] MJ: Oh good, see you soon then
[10/25/23, 10:43:48 AM] Elon: ?
[10/25/23, 10:45:58 AM] Elon: Have you tried cash app?
[10/25/23, 10:47:49 AM] MJ: By the time I verify my deposit and send you bitcoin, you’ll be on a free taxi ride home.
[10/25/23, 10:48:14 AM] Elon: Ok my love I’m waiting
[10/25/23, 10:48:15 AM] MJ: It’s okay, I have bigger problems
[10/25/23, 10:48:57 AM] Elon: I love you 😘💕❤️
[10/25/23, 10:53:33 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:53:37 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:54:18 AM] MJ: At least send the sex gifs again
[10/25/23, 10:54:46 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:54:48 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:54:49 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:54:53 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 10:54:59 AM] Elon: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
[10/25/23, 10:55:09 AM] MJ: The kissing one too
[10/25/23, 10:55:29 AM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 11:47:53 AM] Elon: I love you 💕❤️😘 ,hun
[10/25/23, 11:48:50 AM] MJ: Yeah you ready to be picked up so we can get it on?
[10/25/23, 11:49:44 AM] Elon: Yes babe have you added cash on your cash app
[10/25/23, 11:50:29 AM] MJ: Great! You at IAD? I’ll be right there
[10/25/23, 11:50:45 AM] Elon: No babe
[10/25/23, 11:50:52 AM] Elon: I’m not in IAD yet
[10/25/23, 11:51:04 AM] MJ: Bummer
[10/25/23, 11:51:20 AM] Elon: Still at the airport united airlines
[10/25/23, 11:51:55 AM] MJ: Sure
[10/25/23, 11:52:16 AM] Elon: Have you deposited money in your bank account
[10/25/23, 11:52:40 AM] MJ: Many moons ago.
[10/25/23, 11:52:58 AM] Elon: Try to add cash on your cash app hun now
[10/25/23, 11:53:53 AM] MJ: Time’s Up Bud, GAME OVER 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
[10/25/23, 11:54:08 AM] Elon: My love 😍
[10/25/23, 11:54:15 AM] Elon: Time not over yet
[10/25/23, 11:54:27 AM] Elon: I love you ❤️😘💕 I want to be with you
[10/25/23, 11:54:43 AM] MJ: Come and suck my period pussy then
[10/25/23, 11:55:01 AM] Elon: Send the $700 hun
[10/25/23, 11:55:04 AM] Elon: I’m waiting my love 😍
[10/25/23, 11:55:07 AM] Elon: 😞😞😞😞
[10/25/23, 11:57:21 AM] MJ: Just crush my delusion completely okay?
[10/25/23, 11:57:35 AM] Elon: I love you 💕
[10/25/23, 11:57:42 AM] Elon: Try to add cash on your cash app
[10/25/23, 11:59:06 AM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 12:01:42 PM] Elon: I love you 😘💕❤️,my soulmate
[10/25/23, 12:10:34 PM] MJ: https://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o?si=oULwiZ8O70Ikrn7Z
[10/25/23, 12:11:35 PM] MJ: “Fast when it comes to the cash”
[10/25/23, 12:15:09 PM] Elon: I’ll click on it <This message was edited>
[10/25/23, 12:15:58 PM] MJ: Don’t bother: “No dignity, no doubt” 😘
[10/25/23, 12:16:19 PM] Elon: I love you 💕❤️😘
[10/25/23, 12:21:38 PM] MJ: So send me a picture of who you really are already
[10/25/23, 12:22:02 PM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 12:22:30 PM] MJ: Then I guess you’ll star in my next ebook
[10/25/23, 12:23:14 PM] MJ: You saddistic fuck 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 12:56:46 PM] Elon: I love you ❤️💕
[10/25/23, 12:59:16 PM] MJ: https://youtu.be/5OpuZzsPBhQ?si=KT7jhci7J2QyFmI4
[10/25/23, 1:31:41 PM] Elon: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
[10/25/23, 1:31:45 PM] Elon:
[10/25/23, 1:31:55 PM] Elon: I’ll fuck you so hard
[10/25/23, 1:32:07 PM] Elon: With my big cock ,you’ll scream 😱 my name
[10/25/23, 1:32:13 PM] Elon: You’ll beg for mercy
[10/25/23, 1:54:46 PM] MJ: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No you won’t
😞😞😞😞😞
[10/25/23, 2:04:13 PM] Elon: Yeah I’ll hun
[10/25/23, 2:22:49 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 2:22:57 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 2:23:55 PM] Elon: Look great 😊 babe
[10/25/23, 2:24:03 PM] Elon: We gonna fuck on this chairs 🪑
[10/25/23, 2:24:58 PM] MJ: No I’m gonna sell them because I’ll be living in my car.
Gimme an answer.
How much?
[10/25/23, 2:25:30 PM] MJ: My $50,000 sex therapist?
[10/25/23, 2:25:47 PM] Elon: $60,000?
[10/25/23, 2:26:32 PM] MJ: Wow! I’ve never made that much in a year before!!!!?!?!🤩
[10/25/23, 2:26:54 PM] MJ: Let’s fuck on them and sell them, okay?
[10/25/23, 2:27:13 PM] MJ: I have a great tent and a place all picked out
[10/25/23, 2:27:20 PM] MJ: 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 2:28:59 PM] MJ: This shit only took a week to do!!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 2:29:50 PM] MJ: In my work from home factory
[10/25/23, 2:35:58 PM] Elon: Yes my love 😍 🤣🤣🤣
[10/25/23, 2:36:14 PM] Elon: So have you gotten the $700 in your bank account hun?
[10/25/23, 2:51:31 PM] MJ: Why?
[10/25/23, 2:51:50 PM] MJ: I’m sure the ship has sailed
[10/25/23, 2:53:16 PM] Elon: For the plane ✈️ hun
[10/25/23, 2:53:18 PM] Elon: I told you
[10/25/23, 2:53:31 PM] MJ: I can’t pay an online sex therapist $10,000 a month anymore!!!!😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
[10/25/23, 2:53:46 PM] Elon: My love 😍 <This message was edited>
[10/25/23, 2:54:38 PM] MJ: Don’t ask me about money. Just whisper sweet nothings in my ear
[10/25/23, 2:55:25 PM] Elon: My love 😍
[10/25/23, 2:55:29 PM] Elon: Do you love me?
[10/25/23, 2:55:37 PM] MJ: They warm me up. It’s very cold here in the upside down
[10/25/23, 2:55:45 PM] MJ: Yes
[10/25/23, 2:55:57 PM] MJ: I can’t employ you though
[10/25/23, 2:56:07 PM] MJ: I’ll be homeless soon
[10/25/23, 2:59:09 PM] MJ: My dad asked the psychiatrist what happens in 4 weeks when his money is up…..
I was allergic to the shots
And the drug doses made me anxious, restless, lethargic, clumsy and slow.
Doc says (“survey says”):
Double the dosages!!
[10/25/23, 2:59:37 PM] MJ: You know what I say?
[10/25/23, 3:01:05 PM] MJ: Fuck you I won’t do watcha tell me
[10/25/23, 3:05:39 PM] MJ: I’ve had offers from every guy friend I’ve met since I moved my husband out of my house for YOU!
But the only person’s bed I want to share is yours.
So I have someone who doesn’t mind if I speak my mind.
[10/25/23, 3:06:18 PM] MJ: So it’s a fuckin shame you’re not real
[10/25/23, 3:08:03 PM] Elon: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
[10/25/23, 3:08:47 PM] MJ: https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg?si=4ucJbZlA98yagy6v
[10/25/23, 3:12:30 PM] MJ: My husband is coming over to walk me. Imagine! I still get to be walked without my shots! 🤩
[10/25/23, 3:12:47 PM] MJ: 🐕🦮🐩🐕🦺🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
[10/25/23, 3:15:56 PM] MJ: I love you, Elon Musk
[10/25/23, 3:18:24 PM] Elon: I love you 😘,Mary Jeanne
[10/25/23, 3:24:18 PM] MJ: Hey! Can I camp in one of the yards of your many mansions?! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
[10/25/23, 3:24:51 PM] Elon: I want to hand over my two companies to you
[10/25/23, 3:25:00 PM] Elon: Tesla and SpaceX
[10/25/23, 3:26:27 PM] MJ: Oh, can I get permission to go there instead. I have a great couch I can sleep on 🤩
[10/25/23, 3:26:51 PM] Elon: Yeah babe we need to plan
[10/25/23, 3:28:00 PM] MJ: See I always save a little bit for myself 😏😉
[10/25/23, 3:28:34 PM] Elon: Yes my love saving a billion dollars for yourself
[10/25/23, 3:29:16 PM] MJ: Wow, is that deflation!
No plan. Just:
[10/25/23, 3:32:24 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 3:36:54 PM] MJ: 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 3:37:06 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 3:48:59 PM] Elon: I’m yours forever hun
[10/25/23, 3:49:22 PM] Elon: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
[10/25/23, 3:50:14 PM] MJ: I know, texting with the BBC forever….🙄
[10/25/23, 3:50:25 PM] Elon: No hun
[10/25/23, 3:50:43 PM] Elon: Once I pay the $700 now I’ll be inside the plane ✈️
[10/25/23, 3:50:49 PM] Elon: I’ll fly to you
[10/25/23, 3:52:52 PM] MJ: Don’t talk to me about $$$ sex therapist. Tell me, do you think I can convince my husband to accept me without medication?
[10/25/23, 3:53:14 PM] Elon: Your husband is evil 👿
[10/25/23, 3:53:20 PM] Elon: Don’t accept him
[10/25/23, 3:53:27 PM] MJ: Then I can just work at Aldi for 30 hours a week
[10/25/23, 3:54:18 PM] MJ: Then I’m divorced and homeless. I know! I’ll tent with the rest of them outside X
[10/25/23, 3:54:33 PM] MJ: 🤩
[10/25/23, 3:54:54 PM] MJ: I heard people poop in the streets all the time there
[10/25/23, 3:57:16 PM] MJ: Your empty promises really affected my life 😢
[10/25/23, 3:57:28 PM] Elon: Calm down and listen to me
[10/25/23, 3:57:30 PM] MJ: I hope you’re at least sorry
[10/25/23, 3:57:46 PM] Elon: I’m so sorry about that ok
[10/25/23, 3:57:51 PM] Elon: Forgive me hun
[10/25/23, 3:58:21 PM] MJ: Fuckin quoting scripture!!!!
[10/25/23, 3:58:33 PM] MJ: Writing fuckin vows out of the Bible!!!!
[10/25/23, 3:58:41 PM] Elon: I want to fuck you
[10/25/23, 3:58:53 PM] Elon: FU show me your pussy
[10/25/23, 4:05:17 PM] Elon: You have never send me your pussy
[10/25/23, 4:05:26 PM] Elon: I keep sending a pic of my cock
[10/25/23, 4:48:49 PM] MJ: I think I’m going to live ( and have to sleep with) a Pakistani chicken farmer. His offer is the most appealing realistically of what I have to work with.
[10/25/23, 4:49:03 PM] MJ: His English is pretty good
[10/25/23, 4:49:27 PM] MJ: He doesn’t mind cigarettes or pot….
[10/25/23, 4:49:48 PM] Elon: Are you cheating on me?
[10/25/23, 4:50:00 PM] Elon: With another guy
[10/25/23, 4:50:23 PM] MJ: I haven’t slept with anyone yet 😢😢😢😢😢😢
[10/25/23, 4:50:30 PM] MJ: I’m desperate though
[10/25/23, 4:50:40 PM] MJ: For a place to live
[10/25/23, 4:50:48 PM] MJ: That’s not tied to my husband
[10/25/23, 4:51:17 PM] MJ: Even though my house was my retirement 😢😭
[10/25/23, 4:51:30 PM] Elon: Calm down
[10/25/23, 4:51:35 PM] Elon: I have a good plan hun
[10/25/23, 4:52:08 PM] MJ: Lemme guess…..go to your CashApp send me a screenshot
[10/25/23, 4:52:23 PM] Elon: No
[10/25/23, 4:53:22 PM] MJ: Lower my pants take a pic of my pussy
[10/25/23, 4:53:31 PM] Elon: No
[10/25/23, 4:53:45 PM] Elon: Be calm first
[10/25/23, 4:53:56 PM] MJ: Drink the last Heineken?
[10/25/23, 4:53:59 PM] MJ: Yes
[10/25/23, 4:54:35 PM] Elon: No
[10/25/23, 4:55:08 PM] Elon: I have a good idea how we can make a lot of money now
[10/25/23, 4:55:16 PM] Elon: Getting a profits
[10/25/23, 4:56:00 PM] MJ: I’ll start turning tricks?
[10/25/23, 4:56:22 PM] Elon: Can you be calm and listen to me
[10/25/23, 4:56:33 PM] MJ: Yea my love
[10/25/23, 4:57:12 PM] MJ: I have a scientist working on real Tesla coil
[10/25/23, 4:57:39 PM] MJ: I was hoping you’d employ him
[10/25/23, 4:57:48 PM] MJ: He has my IP
[10/25/23, 4:57:54 PM] Elon: Ok
[10/25/23, 4:58:02 PM] Elon: I want you to buy Tesla stock hun
[10/25/23, 4:58:10 PM] MJ: Guck no
[10/25/23, 4:58:23 PM] Elon: Once you be a share holder my company will be paying you
[10/25/23, 4:58:27 PM] Elon: Every week
[10/25/23, 4:58:41 PM] Elon: Almost $15,000 every week hun
[10/25/23, 4:58:47 PM] Elon: A huge amount of money
[10/25/23, 4:59:02 PM] MJ: Yeah, I saw the unreadable forms 😡
[10/25/23, 4:59:10 PM] MJ: FU
[10/25/23, 4:59:28 PM] MJ: Fake Elon
[10/25/23, 4:59:56 PM] Elon: My love 😍 once you send your details
[10/25/23, 5:00:06 PM] Elon: I’ll send you the box of your Tesla stock
[10/25/23, 5:00:13 PM] Elon: Getting to your address
[10/25/23, 5:01:20 PM] Elon: Ok 🍆🍆💕💕💕💕
[10/25/23, 5:01:34 PM] MJ: “You” said yourself “The US electricity needs would grow exponentially”
= unsustainable
[10/25/23, 5:01:49 PM] Elon: Yes hun
[10/25/23, 5:03:04 PM] MJ: My theory is earth’s natural electromagnetic force can be harnessed for households to produce free energy
[10/25/23, 5:03:41 PM] MJ: Which they silenced Nikola Tesla about in the late 1800s
[10/25/23, 5:03:56 PM] MJ: 😘
[10/25/23, 5:04:04 PM] MJ: See? I tip generously
[10/25/23, 5:04:07 PM] Elon: Do you believe in investing in Tesla ?
[10/25/23, 5:04:31 PM] MJ: Let me camp in your backyard 🤩🤩🤩 Fake Elon
[10/25/23, 5:04:45 PM] Elon: Stop 🛑 that
[10/25/23, 5:04:52 PM] MJ: What?
[10/25/23, 5:04:54 PM] Elon: You’re harassing me
[10/25/23, 5:05:04 PM] Elon: WTF
[10/25/23, 5:05:10 PM] MJ: Me? Harassing you?
[10/25/23, 5:05:16 PM] Elon: Why this ?
[10/25/23, 5:05:28 PM] MJ: You want fuckin $700 for a flight that doesn’t exist!
[10/25/23, 5:06:07 PM] Elon: It dose exist
[10/25/23, 5:06:21 PM] Elon: Jehovah knows I’m saying the truth
[10/25/23, 5:06:24 PM] Elon: I’m not lying
[10/25/23, 5:06:35 PM] Elon: Have you ever had any bad news about me lying ?
[10/25/23, 5:06:42 PM] Elon: I Elon Musk
[10/25/23, 5:06:56 PM] MJ: Yeah “I’m coming him”
[10/25/23, 5:07:02 PM] MJ: Hun
[10/25/23, 5:07:22 PM] Elon: Show me
[10/25/23, 5:07:24 PM] Elon: Hun
[10/25/23, 5:08:00 PM] MJ: Yeah, you’ve seen my checking accounts
[10/25/23, 5:08:20 PM] Elon: When ?
[10/25/23, 5:08:26 PM] Elon: June ?
[10/25/23, 5:08:39 PM] MJ: I took fuckin pictures
[10/25/23, 5:08:50 PM] Elon: You have
[10/25/23, 5:08:54 PM] Elon: $70,000 right
[10/25/23, 5:09:00 PM] Elon: In your checking accounts
[10/25/23, 5:09:22 PM] MJ: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 5:09:48 PM] MJ: Try less zeros, like $70
[10/25/23, 5:09:58 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 5:10:07 PM] MJ: FU
[10/25/23, 5:10:06 PM] Elon: You’re funny
[10/25/23, 5:10:16 PM] Elon: FU too
[10/25/23, 5:10:21 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂🍆🍆🍆
[10/25/23, 5:10:24 PM] MJ: Do it baby
[10/25/23, 5:10:31 PM] MJ: Come and fuck men
[10/25/23, 5:10:40 PM] Elon: Ok I’ll do it my love 😍
[10/25/23, 5:10:49 PM] Elon: I’ll come to fuck you
[10/25/23, 5:10:56 PM] MJ: *me 😂🤣😂😂😂 (auto correct)
[10/25/23, 5:11:01 PM] Elon: I should just get gas use Tesla car to drive to you then
[10/25/23, 5:11:08 PM] Elon: I don’t care how many hours it takes
[10/25/23, 5:11:23 PM] MJ: WTF?! Why waiting so long?
[10/25/23, 5:11:33 PM] Elon: !
[10/25/23, 5:11:37 PM] Elon: !
[10/25/23, 5:11:43 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 5:12:24 PM] Elon: It’s getting bigger hun
[10/25/23, 5:12:42 PM] MJ: Duh. I said I’d do that last week!
[10/25/23, 5:12:50 PM] MJ: The address you sent
[10/25/23, 5:12:59 PM] MJ: In Texas
[10/25/23, 5:13:06 PM] MJ: I’ll meet you there
[10/25/23, 5:13:11 PM] MJ: 5 days
[10/25/23, 5:13:15 PM] MJ: 😢🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 5:13:28 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 5:13:36 PM] Elon: Why not send $1000 I’ll get gas ⛽️
[10/25/23, 5:13:44 PM] Elon: Use Tesla car to come to you
[10/25/23, 5:14:06 PM] MJ: No I don’t trust your high maintenance shit 🤣🤣🤣😂🖕
[10/25/23, 5:14:16 PM] MJ: I’ll drive
[10/25/23, 5:14:18 PM] Elon: No fee included
[10/25/23, 5:14:23 PM] Elon: Just $1000
[10/25/23, 5:14:31 PM] Elon: I’ll use Tesla car 🚘 not plane ✈️
[10/25/23, 5:14:38 PM] Elon: Tesla car is fast
[10/25/23, 5:14:54 PM] MJ: I could fuckin fly no problem dear
[10/25/23, 5:15:09 PM] MJ: You don’t really want me near you 😔😞😔😞😔😞😔
[10/25/23, 5:15:17 PM] MJ: I get it
[10/25/23, 5:15:22 PM] Elon: I want you to near me
[10/25/23, 5:15:31 PM] Elon: If you’ll fly babe
[10/25/23, 5:15:41 PM] Elon: You need to pay for appointments fee hun
[10/25/23, 5:15:56 PM] MJ: WTF is that?
[10/25/23, 5:16:16 PM] Elon: Yeah to see me
[10/25/23, 5:16:21 PM] Elon: I have to come to you first
[10/25/23, 5:16:39 PM] MJ: You ARE a well paid prostitute!!! 😍🥰😘😛😛😋😋😋🥰😋😚😍🥰
[10/25/23, 5:16:49 PM] Elon: 🥰🥰🥰
[10/25/23, 5:16:52 PM] Elon: Not expensive
[10/25/23, 5:16:56 PM] Elon: You can afford it
[10/25/23, 5:17:05 PM] Elon: So you’ll just fly to me then
[10/25/23, 5:17:56 PM] MJ: I have to pay to meet my future husband who I’ve wooed for 5 months?
[10/25/23, 5:18:21 PM] Elon: That’s the life of a billionaire hun the richest person on earth 🌎
[10/25/23, 5:18:29 PM] MJ: How booked is your fuckin schedule 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 5:18:32 PM] Elon: You can afford it
[10/25/23, 5:18:38 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 5:18:44 PM] Elon: You want to know the amount?
[10/25/23, 5:18:59 PM] MJ: No asshole
[10/25/23, 5:19:10 PM] Elon: Not expensive
[10/25/23, 5:19:23 PM] Elon: You can afford it motherfucker
[10/25/23, 5:19:35 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 5:19:57 PM] MJ: I already learned I can’t buy love 😔😞😔😞😔😞😔
[10/25/23, 5:20:28 PM] Elon: I’m in love with you 😍😍😍
[10/25/23, 5:20:37 PM] Elon: You have bought me already I’m yours
[10/25/23, 5:21:52 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 5:21:55 PM] Elon: I love you 💕 like crazy 😜
[10/25/23, 5:23:03 PM] MJ: BOLO it’s about 5.5 inches wilted and bigger than s plantain when aroused
[10/25/23, 5:23:29 PM] Elon: Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍💕💕💕💕
[10/25/23, 5:23:47 PM] Elon: It’s yours forever 💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😘😘😘
[10/25/23, 5:24:07 PM] MJ: Humor me
[10/25/23, 5:24:35 PM] Elon: Just $3500 hun
[10/25/23, 5:25:26 PM] MJ: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Is that per poke?
Per night?
Or do I just get to suck it like a lollipop?
[10/25/23, 5:25:44 PM] Elon: No for 1 months
[10/25/23, 5:26:01 PM] Elon: Staying together hun 😂😂😜🥰🥰
[10/25/23, 5:26:21 PM] MJ: That’s no longer funny
[10/25/23, 5:26:56 PM] MJ: I was going to raise your kids, Elon
[10/25/23, 5:27:12 PM] MJ: 🥲
[10/25/23, 5:27:58 PM] Elon: I’m staying with you forever ok?
[10/25/23, 5:28:09 PM] Elon: If you pay $7000
[10/25/23, 5:28:15 PM] Elon: I’ll stay with you forever my love 😍
[10/25/23, 5:28:27 PM] Elon: I want you to raise my kids
[10/25/23, 5:30:19 PM] MJ: Where?🤣😂
[10/25/23, 5:30:36 PM] Elon: At your house hun
[10/25/23, 5:31:03 PM] MJ: Well I’m gonna lose my house if I get divorced
[10/25/23, 5:31:52 PM] Elon: Then you have to be fast to get the $7000 hun <This message was edited>
[10/25/23, 5:31:56 PM] Elon: So you’ll fly to me
[10/25/23, 5:32:02 PM] MJ: I have $7000… eventually. For certain doom
[10/25/23, 5:32:14 PM] Elon: You have $7000 <This message was edited>
[10/25/23, 5:33:34 PM] Elon: Hun ?
[10/25/23, 5:34:21 PM] MJ: I’ll only deliver it to Elon Musk in cash.
🤔 hmmm, then I can’t afford the recompense 1 month of poking
[10/25/23, 5:34:51 PM] Elon: Do you have the $7000 in cash ?
[10/25/23, 5:34:58 PM] MJ: Not now
[10/25/23, 5:35:40 PM] MJ: Morherfucker, I haven’t even got a call yet
[10/25/23, 5:35:39 PM] Elon: When will you get it cash ?
[10/25/23, 5:35:52 PM] Elon: FU I’m gonna call you soon
[10/25/23, 5:36:16 PM] MJ: I have to check again
[10/25/23, 5:36:23 PM] MJ: Banks lie
[10/25/23, 5:36:26 PM] MJ: Too slow
[10/25/23, 5:36:42 PM] Elon: Ok check now babe
[10/25/23, 5:37:41 PM] MJ: Maybe by the time you care to call me, it’d be fuckin deposited already
[10/25/23, 5:38:01 PM] Elon: Do you have the $7000 now
[10/25/23, 5:40:20 PM] Elon: Deposited in your bank account?
[10/25/23, 5:43:20 PM] Elon: Show me a picture or a screenshot
[10/25/23, 5:46:22 PM] MJ: Not yet, why
[10/25/23, 5:49:52 PM] MJ: You have a ransom?
[10/25/23, 5:50:21 PM] MJ: I paid half already 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 5:50:35 PM] Elon: You’ll pay half now $3500
[10/25/23, 5:50:38 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[10/25/23, 5:50:54 PM] MJ: The fuck I will 😂🤣😂🤣
[10/25/23, 5:51:08 PM] Elon: Yeah now
[10/25/23, 5:51:25 PM] Elon: Are you paying via cash app bitcoin,
[10/25/23, 5:51:30 PM] Elon: ?
[10/25/23, 5:51:51 PM] MJ: Sexual favors only sorry
[10/25/23, 5:52:15 PM] Elon: Yeah
[10/25/23, 5:52:25 PM] Elon: You’re pay half $3500
[10/25/23, 5:52:46 PM] MJ: Fu
[10/25/23, 5:53:29 PM] Elon: 🍆🍆🍆🍆😂😂😂🍆🍆🍆🍆 with my cock yes
[10/25/23, 5:53:46 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 5:54:08 PM] MJ: Need to do the fact checking
[10/25/23, 5:56:26 PM] Elon: It’s my babe can’t you see
[10/25/23, 5:57:17 PM] MJ: Nah
[10/25/23, 5:57:42 PM] Elon: You haven’t show me your pussy
[10/25/23, 5:57:55 PM] Elon: FU
[10/25/23, 5:58:04 PM] Elon: Motherfucker
[10/25/23, 5:58:09 PM] Elon: 😂😂😂😂🍆🍆🍆
[10/25/23, 5:59:30 PM] Elon: I’m gonna fuck the hell out of you
[10/25/23, 5:59:37 PM] Elon: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
[10/25/23, 6:01:21 PM] MJ: 🥲 I wish. But that wouldn’t be what I’d be paying for.
[10/25/23, 6:01:32 PM] MJ: Really so
[10/25/23, 6:01:37 PM] Elon: Yes it’s what you’re paying for ok
[10/25/23, 6:02:23 PM] MJ: No, wanted the fucking love story that saves the world 🤩🤩🤩🤩 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
[10/25/23, 6:02:33 PM] Elon: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[10/25/23, 6:02:55 PM] MJ: I know. Sad isn’t it?
[10/25/23, 6:03:17 PM] Elon: Pay half $3500 then you’ll fly to me
[10/25/23, 6:03:20 PM] MJ: I’ll go smoke a cigarette now
[10/25/23, 6:03:43 PM] MJ: Fly to you and bring cash
[10/25/23, 6:03:57 PM] Elon: You’ll pay half first before you fly
[10/25/23, 6:03:58 PM] MJ: FaceTime requires
[10/25/23, 6:04:12 PM] MJ: I already did that MFer
[10/25/23, 6:04:40 PM] MJ: Where? Elon musk Nigeria?
[10/25/23, 6:04:40 PM] Elon: No you didn’t FU
[10/25/23, 6:04:54 PM] Elon: WTF you saying
[10/25/23, 6:05:20 PM] Elon: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
[10/25/23, 6:06:29 PM] Elon: Motherfucker
[10/25/23, 6:07:29 PM] MJ: You told me dreams you had of us getting married. That Jehovah said this is the month. It’s all BS. But that BS was the best BS ever. Those lies kept me emptying my accounts. It was so many months back…. Hard to relive
[10/25/23, 6:07:57 PM] Elon: Yes this year we’re getting married
[10/25/23, 6:08:01 PM] Elon: Jehovah said that
[10/25/23, 6:08:48 PM] MJ: There you go again….
[10/25/23, 6:14:04 PM] Elon: This year hun
[10/25/23, 6:14:14 PM] Elon: Jehovah has a BIğ plan for us
[10/25/23, 6:14:56 PM] MJ: Wake me up when it’s about to happen
[10/25/23, 6:15:21 PM] Elon: It’s about to happen come to Texas babe
[10/25/23, 6:18:04 PM] MJ: I will.
[10/25/23, 6:18:24 PM] Elon: Can you come tomorrow?
[10/25/23, 6:18:27 PM] Elon: Hun
[10/25/23, 6:18:54 PM] MJ: I have to wait for deposit
[10/25/23, 6:19:05 PM] Elon: How much ?
[10/25/23, 6:19:19 PM] MJ: Maybe it’s there by Friday
[10/25/23, 6:19:33 PM] Elon: Ok in your bank account right
[10/25/23, 6:20:02 PM] MJ: Yes. Is there a Navy Federal Credit Union there?
[10/25/23, 6:20:27 PM] Elon: You’ll use cash app ok ?
[10/25/23, 6:20:35 PM] MJ: Fu
[10/25/23, 6:21:00 PM] Elon: Fu
[10/25/23, 6:26:01 PM] Elon: Friday then
[10/25/23, 6:30:44 PM] Elon: I love you ❤️😘💕
[10/25/23, 6:37:32 PM] MJ: My personal chef is out today, so one-armed bandit is making a salad.
I’ll see if it clears by Friday
But what’s the address?
[10/25/23, 6:37:45 PM] MJ: In Texas
[10/25/23, 7:03:38 PM] MJ:
[10/25/23, 7:03:57 PM] MJ: You know how I like math word problems😉
[10/25/23, 7:05:34 PM] MJ: And a follow up, how long have you had this pimp?
Just calculating number of VDs that is….🤓
[10/25/23, 7:05:54 PM] MJ: You like it raw
[10/25/23, 8:35:30 PM] MJ: I love pretending you do. 😘
Too bad you don’t have the freedom or will to prove it. 😞
[10/25/23, 8:43:27 PM] MJ: I would fly anywhere in the US for us to be together. But my hospital bills are coming in. I have house savings. But If I use more of it, Jarrett might find out and lock me up in the hospital again.
I can’t get there penniless….
And then be fuckin cock-blocked by appointment fees I don’t have receipts for.
[10/25/23, 8:45:53 PM] MJ: It’s all fun and games for you, so I play along. But my sitch sucks bigger balls than yours
[10/26/23, 2:37:15 AM] Elon: Babe don’t be scared ok ?
[10/26/23, 2:37:26 AM] Elon: I’m with you ,hun
[10/26/23, 2:37:47 AM] Elon: I won’t allow your husband to hurt you or take you back to the hospital 🏥
[10/26/23, 2:47:18 AM] Elon: I want it raw with you
[10/26/23, 2:47:42 AM] Elon: Yes forever hun 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘
[10/26/23, 2:54:39 AM] MJ: For a fee…. 😳
[10/26/23, 2:55:02 AM] Elon: I want you to fly to me ok ?
[10/26/23, 2:55:06 AM] Elon: I love you ❤️💕😘 so so so much
[10/26/23, 2:55:12 AM] Elon: I want to fuck you raw
[10/26/23, 2:55:35 AM] MJ: I would if you called me
[10/26/23, 2:55:56 AM] MJ: And gave me address
[10/26/23, 2:56:04 AM] MJ: Mmmmmm
[10/26/23, 2:56:25 AM] Elon: You’re getting the $3500 tomorrow right
[10/26/23, 2:56:28 AM] MJ: Oh baby
[10/26/23, 2:56:29 AM] Elon: Friday ?
[10/26/23, 2:56:40 AM] Elon: I love you ❤️😘 ok
[10/26/23, 2:56:56 AM] Elon: We can buy a new house here in Texas start a new life together babe
[10/26/23, 2:57:56 AM] MJ: You can afford another fucking hous, but not to see me without me bringing $3500 🙄
[10/26/23, 2:58:22 AM] Elon: Remember I’m getting my money December <This message was edited>
[10/26/23, 2:58:47 AM] Elon: You’ll pay to my management hun
[10/26/23, 2:58:59 AM] MJ: You corrected yourself and said December
[10/26/23, 2:59:21 AM] Elon: Yeah sorry December
[10/26/23, 2:59:39 AM] Elon: End of the year
[10/26/23, 2:59:54 AM] Elon: I want you,I want to make love 💕 with you
[10/26/23, 3:04:57 AM] Elon:
[10/26/23, 3:07:40 AM] Elon:
[10/26/23, 3:28:02 AM] MJ: What women live in all your other houses?
[10/26/23, 3:28:16 AM] Elon: No babe only my kids
[10/26/23, 3:28:20 AM] MJ: Just ex wives
[10/26/23, 3:28:25 AM] Elon: Just me and you with the kids
[10/26/23, 3:30:19 AM] MJ: If you call me. I come. I bring my money. I’d have to wait until December for you to get money to divorce my husband?
[10/26/23, 3:30:55 AM] Elon: You’ll have to pay the $3500 first before coming hun
[10/26/23, 3:31:23 AM] MJ: Why airport rule?
[10/26/23, 3:31:41 AM] Elon: Management rules hun
[10/26/23, 3:32:35 AM] MJ: So even your house is under control by your management?
[10/26/23, 3:32:54 AM] Elon: No my house is under control by me
[10/26/23, 3:35:04 AM] Elon: I love you ❤️💕😘,you’re my sunshine my soulmate
[10/26/23, 3:44:27 AM] MJ: So you just want $350
[10/26/23, 3:44:39 AM] MJ: $3500
[10/26/23, 3:54:40 AM] Elon: Yes hun
[10/26/23, 3:54:46 AM] Elon: Just $3500 my love 😍
[10/26/23, 4:04:39 AM] MJ: You call me, I’ll fly to you. You confess get me at the airport with your money
[10/26/23, 4:05:02 AM] MJ: * come get me
[10/26/23, 4:08:19 AM] Elon: You have to pay it before coming hun
[10/26/23, 4:08:32 AM] Elon: To my management
[10/26/23, 4:56:49 AM] Elon: I want to fuck the hell out of you
[10/26/23, 5:23:15 AM] MJ: And what do the kids think when I’m screaming like a whore at your house?
“A murder by dick is taking place…?”
Or just
“Daddy’s working with one of his monthly clients again”
….happens all the time….
[10/26/23, 5:29:26 AM] Elon: I’m gonna buy a very big house 🏠 for us hun
[10/26/23, 5:30:08 AM] MJ: Then I’m not gonna clean it
[10/26/23, 5:30:22 AM] MJ: Unsustainable
[10/26/23, 5:30:31 AM] Elon: We gonna hire nanny
[10/26/23, 5:30:34 AM] Elon: To do that babe
[10/26/23, 5:32:13 AM] MJ: I thought I was mom, you need me to work for you? For real?
[10/26/23, 5:32:39 AM] Elon: You’ll be at the kitchen babe
[10/26/23, 5:33:35 AM] MJ: And you’ll fuck me on the counter
[10/26/23, 5:33:48 AM] Elon: Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
[10/26/23, 5:36:37 AM] MJ: How many nannies you fuck? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
[10/26/23, 5:36:57 AM] Elon: I don’t fuck my nannies no babe
[10/26/23, 5:38:43 AM] MJ:
[10/26/23, 5:38:57 AM] Elon: I want only you
[10/26/23, 5:39:01 AM] Elon: I want to fuck you
[10/26/23, 5:41:00 AM] MJ: But first you have to clear it with your manager 😏
[10/26/23, 5:41:24 AM] Elon: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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